groovy

Today's neckwear is seen at left. A mysterious red swath at the bottom, not in frame, makes the tie appear as if it's been dipped in bright red paint. The heady 70s, a time of mystical fashion choices.

[Original found here.]

fashion is the law

So let's get litigious!

(Tie, if I recall correctly, compliments of Paxton Rice. On the reverse, it says, "Honest lawyer one flight up!" I guess this is a stab at self-deprecating humor.)

warped factor 2

Now, as ever, the tiling is all.

purplescent

Turn the tie, and it iridesces from purple to purple.

all that glisters

...is not gold. Thankfully, some that glister, golden or no, are manufactured from complex chains of carbon-based molecules.

Elmo, Elmo, Elmo, Elmo, Elmo...

This is what toddlers see when they're drunk on power, or fermented apple juice.