bring back that paisley feeling

Whoa-oh paisley feeling...

priority

Did you know you can play a guitar while wearing a tie, and if you're careful, it won't even get in the way? The guitar, I mean?

lucky tie

Last time, the power went out out. This time, we had a 45-minute lockdown thanks to a nearby bank-jacking.

Good thing I'm not superstitious.

prohibition

You should probably not wear this tie with a striped shirt.

(You're not me. You can't get away with it.)

brown to green: some kind of spring metaphor

And you know how much I love metaphors.

oro y verde

It looks even better with a blue-green shirt. Trust me.

stylin'

Goes well--not at all--with a brown polyester Levi's jacket, the kind you can buy only at a Texas Goodwill, and for only 99 cents, and that only if you're really, really lucky.

And tacky.

warmer climes

While it's still 40something and drizzly, imagine a sweet tropical breeze, the scent of orange juice and loathing.

Cotton!