end of the year

Three ties for the ultimate week of school, in order of appearance. Special thanks to Megan H. for the rightmost, a gift for the last day.

notes

A deranged reindeer. It is June, and he is still delivering presents. Better call the union rep.

Bland, resourceful polyester. My desensitization theory is entirely true.

compare and contrast

steroid free

"Who would wear that tie?" a student asked.

"Hmm, maybe a D.A.R.E. officer?" I replied.

"Oh, yeah. Good point."

And we wonder why D.A.R.E. isn't working.